18 Funny Halloween Gifts To Make You Cackle

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The Halloween festivities are not only about fright, but fun too! So as Halloween fast approaches, we’d like to make sure you’ve got all your scary season shopping done and dusted. That’s why we’ve put together a list of ferociously fun and creepily cute Halloween goodies just for you, we’ve got a funny spooky surprise for every type of ghost, ghoul and goblin. So, without further adieu, let’s get your eyeballs focused on our blood-curdling collection of funny Halloween gifts.

1. Halloween Ghost Bag

Boo! Say a big Halloween hello to this cute little take on a body bag. Ideal for carrying a compact rather than a corpse, this stylish and spooky sack with a playful twist is perfect for holding treats…or tricks, depending on your mood! Why not pack a few sweet surprises for your unsuspecting Halloween guests this year?

2. Nightmare Before Christmas Tombstone Photo Frame

Frame your memories with a dash of fright! The perfect gift for that special someone who makes your life a beautiful nightmare! A seriously spooky resting place for your favorite snap and a unique addition to your home. This hilariously haunting photo frame makes a lovely conversation piece for guests who enjoy a little shock – and not just from how you look in your photos!

3. Skeleton Socks

Got cold feet? Get their toes feeling nice and toasty with these funny Halloween socks. Perfect for keeping the spooky season chills away and a terrifying twist on what might usually seem like a cliche gift. Frightfully fantastic, comfy to wear, and a tick in the box when it comes to funny gifts to cheer someone up during those deathly cold months.

4. Inflatable Halloween Costume

Costume parties just got a whole lot more hilarious! Have all the guests at your next Halloween get-together dying with laughter when they get a load of this giggle-inducing getup. You’ll be the life (or afterlife!) of the party and the source of haunted humor for all the attendees. Yes, they’ll be laughing at you, not with you!

5. Moon Phase Witch Makeup Bag

Store your spells, potions, or realistically your lipstick in this creepy carrier! This spooky make-up bag is wickedly wonderful for witches on the go. Stick your Halloween face paint,a few cheeky pieces of candy or even some garlic in and keep all your spooky season essentials nice and safe from any vampires.

6. Pumpkin Nightlight

Keep the ghosts and evil spirits away with this spooky night light. Illuminate your room and wash away the dark vibes with a warm and eerie glow. A fun little addition to your Halloween decorations and an awesome way to brighten up your lair on fright night and beyond!

7. Halloween Dog Toy

Have your hound howling this Halloween! Pups deserve Halloween gifts too, agree? A great way to keep your favorite four-pawed, furry friend entertained during the Halloween period. Soft, safe, and the source of endless fun for your fuzzy sidekick.

8. Blood Spattered Dress

Hauntingly hot and giving a whole new meaning to looking like a horror show! Level up your loved one’s Halloween with an outfit that screams style and is full of flair and scare. The perfect blend of spooky and sexy – who knew such a combo could work so well?! Sleek, saucy, and drop dead gourd-gous!

9. Pumpkin Charm

A spooky charm to add a little Halloween spirit to a fright night outfit or your everyday attire. A wonderfully crafted adorable accessory for any occasion, not only Halloween. A great gift for adults or children who want to wear something a little festive, just not head to toe. This pumpkin charm may be small, but it’s got more squash than your Halloween decorations!

10. Zombie Guts Candy

A lip-smacking treat for that sinister sweet tooth! Spooky fun with every bite. Once you stick your fangs in, you’ll be stuck in a trance! They’re frightfully flavorsome, but don’t eat too much at once, or else you might end up having a gut-wrenching experience!

11. Alien Skull Hat

When it comes to Halloween costumes and headgear, this one is out of this world! Crashland this year’s Halloween party wearing this and you’ll have everyone thinking they’re about to be taken to the mothership! Perfect for costume parties, especially for keeping space invaders lightyears away!

12. Halloween Bathroom Rugs

Cozy, creepy, and crafted to make you want to pee that much faster! These rugs will have your house guests jumping out of their skin. The perfect gift to scare someone out of the bathroom so you have free reign to do your business. Because, as we all know, fighting over bathroom time can sometimes turn into a bloodbath!

13. Michael Myers Planter

What freaky flora will you put in this panic-inducing planter? Perhaps a killer kalanchoe, a spooky snakeplant, or maybe some Hallow-vera? Brighten up their home while still keeping things a little dark. A great addition to any room during the spooky holiday period or at any other time of year.

14. Scary 3D Greeting Card

A jump-scare surprise awaits the poor soul who opens this horrifying 3D Halloween card. The perfect addition to a halloween gift that might just be better than the present itself! What’s the haunted holiday without a little shock to keep the blood flowing?

15. Ghost Friends Keychain

Keep their keys safe, secure…and spooky! Remind your best boo-ddy that you’ll be friends forever in human form and as a pair of giggling ghosts when your days are up! The perfect petite Halloween gift for lovers, friends, and family members. Now all you need is a skeleton key to go with it!

16. Cereal Killer Bowl and Spoon

For those who love to murder a good breakfast! Shovel down your groan-ola or (children of the) cornflakes in Halloween style. This spine-chilling bowl and spoon are great for adding a touch of spooky charm to your morning meal. Scary enough to make sure no one touches your bowl and perfect for giving your kids a fright before the school run!

17. Novelty T-Shirt

Silly, saucy, and sinister with a hint of Halloween humor! This twisted tee will leave your partner and friends in more stitches than Leatherface himself! Have everyone shrieking with laughter when you wear this terror-ific top to parties. A great way to break the ice without saying a word!

18. Fortune Telling Ball

A marvelous modern-day twist on a magic 8-ball that will have you and all the attendees at your future parties mesmerized leaping to ask burning questions. Ask the universe what fate has in store for you if you dare. This Halloween fortune-telling ball may say you’re destined for greatness… or at least more candy.

Conclusion

And that should do the trick! We’ve finally reached the end of our journey through a casket-load of quirky Halloween must-haves. From hilariously funny presents to nightmarishly weird gifts, it can be quite tough to decide which way to go. Whatever your choice, any of these terrifying treats would make awesome Halloween prezzies or funny birthday gifts for the lucky recipient.

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